Tuesday, December 7, 2010

12 Days of Christmas Shit My Mom Buys

My friend Jake suggested that in honor of Christmas, I devote my blog to "12 Days of Christmas Shit My Mom Buys." I thought this was a great idea, as Christmas crap is always in season at the Army.

My mom gave me all her tree ornaments and decorations last year, much of which had been collected painstakingly, year after year, from the Army.

So, for the First Day of Christmas, my mother gave to me:

A hairy golden bell with a plastic mistle-toe toupee.

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